May 2013
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The head in the fridge is lactose intolerant: Has... →
watsonsstripeyjumper:
Has anyone read the guardians liveblog of eurovision?
i am crying this is brilliant
some of my favourites include:
8.42pm BST
Next, BELARUS: land of smiling freakishly at pigeons in deserted plazas.
8.49pm BST
This singer is ridiculously endearing. He’s so happy. He’s so…
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flowersforrue:
it has been a privilege spamming everybody’s dashboard with you tonight
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whilelifepassesby:
klainecrisser:
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
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sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
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eurovision from an american pov
chellstardis:
so what i’ve gathered is that
greece is poor
no one likes the uk go home
everyone is gay
everyone dresses like they are going to an anime convention
there is singing i think?
graham norton is commentating and he wants to kill everyone there
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Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding them bathroom, I'll take them.
Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.
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fetzes:
azerbaijan wasn’t good tho??
?????? ???
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aziraphallic:
piratescarfy:
DANCING MEATBALLS AND GAYS. SO DONE.
AND BATHING IN MILK
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watsonsstripeyjumper:
ok i went to get a drink what the hell is going on the effie trinket is singing about ikea, vikings and meatballs. And man tits.
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colferseverett:
oh Mark Gatiss has finally joined s for this year’s commentary that’s what i’ve been waiting for
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the-parkster:
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
Count Fabula
Eyebrows
Hot men
Lesbians
Guy who named his shoes
Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
One of the Euphoria rip offs
Jesus
Thor
Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
Depressing song about birds
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thebaconsandwichofregret:
cloysterbell:
cloysterbell:
Europe I’m really disappointed in you.
This is my first Eurovision and you’d made it out to be this huge shitshow with ridiculous costumes and dance numbers and stuff but like, there’s none of that.
What’s the deal yo.
I TAKE IT BACK.
ROMANIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Welcome to Eurovision you sweet summer child
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vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who
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Is it just me or...
sheysira:
Gallifrey douze points!
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acheerforthebroken:
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
That’s an accurate summary, yes.
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phanesh:
jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
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llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
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fetzes:
I’M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!!!! is the theme of this performance
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I think me and my mum just fell in love with the singer of denmark
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lapirin:
Count Fabula
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koulin:
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zeonhime:
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
500% me
oh my fuck god
this post
just
this post.
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks...
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