david tennant flies down at the last moment, punches beckham in the face, grabs the torch and runs
tom hiddleston in the meantime storms in galloping on a white horse wearing both the loki helmet and the henry v crown
he whisks tennant up,they run towards the altar
they light it up under a shower of tea and biscuits while the hogwarts choir sings god save the queen
the internet implodes
world peace is obtained
all is well in the world
July 2012
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The whole country parade thing would be so much better with Graham Norton commenting
About bloody time.
Yeah, and we put them in pink jackets…
Sorry for all the olympics spam but I had no idea it would be THAT AWESOME OMG!
I don´t care a bit for sport but this opening ceremony is fucking great
Can we all just appreciate Danny Boyle for all eternity for directing this perfect ceremony
Omg its like Great Britain: the musical.
Not even going to try and deny this.
100% still holding out hope. I mean, its such a closely guarded secret, I feel like it HAS to be him.
Me and my friend were wondering what people would look like if body parts were placed differently. If a guy had a penis on his forehead and got an erection he’d be a unicorn.
That would raise a whole new range of problems, like would he then be able to go pant-less but not hat-less?
Oh no, looks like 50 shades of grey finally arrived in Germany, just saw it on the telly. Were all doomed. DOOMED!
hahaahahaahah halp sorry i can’t
Frauen sind fast nie lustig/witzig/unterhaltsam, weil Frauen sprachlich unbegabter sind.
WHAT THE FUCK DEUTSCHLAND
Willkommen auf der dunklen Seite des Internet. Ich könnte kotzen.
Bitte was?? Ich dachte erst das wäre ein schlechter Scherz, aber die scheinen das wirklich ernst zu meinen
One second everything is all right, problem solved, everyone happy, and then suddenly Amy is the flesh and GIVES BIRTH??? OH GOD I`M SO CONFUSED!
omg this one time my dog was laying on the couch next to a pad and pen and my mum started laughing like “haha, it looks like hes gonna write something” and then she walked away so i wrote “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL” on the pad and when she came back i hadnt moved but she just stared at the dog for like five minutes


