Secretly inspired

May 19

rockstars-n-spiders-from-mars:

my thoughts.

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The head in the fridge is lactose intolerant: Has anyone read the guardians liveblog of eurovision?i am crying this... -

watsonsstripeyjumper:

Has anyone read the guardians liveblog of eurovision?

i am crying this is brilliant

some of my favourites include:

8.42pm BST

Next, BELARUS: land of smiling freakishly at pigeons in deserted plazas.

8.49pm BST

This singer is ridiculously endearing. He’s so happy. He’s so…

flowersforrue:

it has been a privilege spamming everybody’s dashboard with you tonight

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whilelifepassesby:

klainecrisser:

Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia

FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET

No wait that came out wrong..

no it came out perfectly

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• sweden's host: hello lena!
• graham norton: UGH
• graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
• graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
• germany's host: we're having so much fun!
• graham norton: speak for yourself lena

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eurovision from an american pov

chellstardis:

so what i’ve gathered is that

• greece is poor
• no one likes the uk go home
• everyone is gay
• everyone dresses like they are going to an anime convention
• there is singing i think?
• graham norton is commentating and he wants to kill everyone there

(via aziraphallic)

May 18

• Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding them bathroom, I'll take them.
• Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.

fetzes:

azerbaijan wasn’t good tho??

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