Secretly inspired
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena

Emmelie De Forest - Only Teardrops (Eurovision 2013)

eurovision from an american pov

chellstardis:

so what i’ve gathered is that

  • greece is poor
  • no one likes the uk go home
  • everyone is gay
  • everyone dresses like they are going to an anime convention
  • there is singing i think?
  • graham norton is commentating and he wants to kill everyone there
Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding them bathroom, I'll take them.
Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.

fetzes:

azerbaijan wasn’t good tho??

??????
???

aziraphallic:

piratescarfy:

DANCING MEATBALLS AND GAYS. SO DONE.

AND BATHING IN MILK

watsonsstripeyjumper:

ok i went to get a drink what the hell is going on the effie trinket is singing about ikea, vikings and meatballs. And man tits.

colferseverett:

oh Mark Gatiss has finally joined s for this year’s commentary that’s what i’ve been waiting for

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wabby994:

no but nothing will ever beat 2006

wabby994:

no but nothing will ever beat 2006

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

  • Count Fabula
  • Eyebrows
  • Hot men
  • Lesbians
  • Guy who named his shoes
  • Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
  • Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
  • ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
  • One of the Euphoria rip offs
  • Jesus
  • Thor
  • Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
  • Depressing song about birds