Secretly inspired

sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena

Emmelie De Forest - Only Teardrops (Eurovision 2013)

eurovision from an american pov

chellstardis:

so what i’ve gathered is that

greece is poor

no one likes the uk go home

everyone is gay

everyone dresses like they are going to an anime convention

there is singing i think?

graham norton is commentating and he wants to kill everyone there

Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding them bathroom, I'll take them.

Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.

fetzes:

azerbaijan wasn’t good tho??

??????
???

aziraphallic:

piratescarfy:

DANCING MEATBALLS AND GAYS. SO DONE.

AND BATHING IN MILK

watsonsstripeyjumper:

ok i went to get a drink what the hell is going on the effie trinket is singing about ikea, vikings and meatballs. And man tits.

colferseverett:

oh Mark Gatiss has finally joined s for this year’s commentary that’s what i’ve been waiting for

wabby994:

no but nothing will ever beat 2006

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

Count Fabula

Eyebrows

Hot men

Lesbians

Guy who named his shoes

Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha

Actual Blaine Anderson Malta

ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)

One of the Euphoria rip offs

Jesus

Thor

Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion

Depressing song about birds